Comments on: I Saw a Photo of Random Granddaughter

By: David

David — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 03:45:23 +0000

RG and her family are indeed beautiful to behold.

By: pandemonic

pandemonic — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:32:43 +0000

I’ve been blue before, RN.

By: modestypress

modestypress — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:48:17 +0000

Perhaps we can provide our card carrying members with an actual card. RG name could be on one side, and a license to be opinionated could be on the other. Think of it. If you had an occasion where you really wanted to voice your thoughts, be it on bagels or bedtime, you could whip out the card and speak without retribution. Just show the card.

The “Speak Your Mind in the Name of RG” card will be good.

I have a premium in mind for members of the fan club. I have been thinking of offering this item for sale for several years.

It has the following characteristics:

1) It is useful for me, but entirely useless to you, probably.

2) It will be overpriced in terms of its non-value.

3) All profits (which will be extreme because I purchased close to the world supply on eBay very inexpensively) will be dedicated to the purpose of spoiling Random Granddaughter. My wife and I, not to mention my daughter (Mama) and her partner (birth mother Mommy) do not believe in spoiling kids. However, although the profits will be extreme percentage-wise, the number of people in the fan club is small, so the total profits will probably come to about $5 in all. We can probably spoil her to the extent of purchasing maybe two poppy seed bagels, which is not very spoiled as preschoolers go.

Before I can offer this deal, I have to make sure I have all my legal, taxation, and other red and white and blue tape in order. It’s very complicated in this state.

Don’t hold your breath, unless you want to turn blue.

By: pandemonic

pandemonic — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:02:22 +0000

Thank you, Mr. Random.

By: modestypress

modestypress — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:25:06 +0000

I now have officially acknowledged your position as President of the Random Granddaughter Fan Club on my blog roll.

By: tigereye

tigereye — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:02:45 +0000

It’s great when people look like you imagine them, isn’t it? (Or in your case, sound like they look. )

I never have pictures of myself. I average one decent pic every five to ten years, and I’m overdue as it is.

By: pandemonic

pandemonic — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:45:46 +0000

I normally spout without a card, but it would be good to have one in the wallet for “just in case.”

By: truce

truce — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:55:44 +0000

Mr Random kindly emailed me the same pics and I felt extremely honoured and touched. I wish I had a family so I could email pics of them in return

I’m all for the RG Fan Club card. I could do with one today, in fact.