Posted on September 12, 2008 by pandemonic
My husband, the Dear Mr. Demonic, went out of town yesterday. I think he’ll be back today. He’d better be back before the symphony tonight, as we have a date.
I use the opportunity for an empty house to do things I don’t usually do. You know what they say… “when the cat’s away, the mice [...]
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Posted on September 9, 2008 by pandemonic
OK, I admit I am old. I can remember when there were no answering machines, much less cell phones with voice mail, and when only rich people had color TV. I remember when my dad brought the first microwave oven home back in the early 1970s, and when you could easily buy a damned good [...]
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Posted on September 7, 2008 by pandemonic
Last night was the first time in seventy-two hours that I finally got a decent night’s sleep. I’ve had other things on my mind, including payroll, cabling my house and getting the phone back (a long sad story that ends with the sentence “And that’s why I HATE AT&T!), a power outage at work resulting [...]
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Posted on July 16, 2008 by pandemonic
[sniff sniff]
I’m sad to report that My Internet Boyfriend is no more. I would link you up, but he has taken down his WordPress blog.
The Internet is a wonderful place where you can meet people. They become your friends in Cyber Life, and sometimes if you’re lucky, in Real Life. I am lucky to have [...]
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Posted on February 21, 2008 by pandemonic
Many things have been running through my head in the last few days. This is no different from any other grouping of days, but I thought I would begin this post in this way. I’ve been a deep thinker ever since I can remember, and I can remember back when I was two.
I’ve been thinking [...]
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Posted on February 14, 2008 by pandemonic
Since today is Valentine’s Day, I should explore that little known emotion known as “love.” What is “love” and why does it persist in this day and age? I mean, to hear some people talk, you’d think Armageddon was just around the bend with the wars and environmental concerns. Plus, socially speaking, I think we’re [...]
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Posted on November 22, 2007 by pandemonic
Today, MIB (my internet boyfriend) sent me a short email on the things he was doing today. It was quite newsy and very fun. I like reading about his day, although he probably thinks relating his comings and goings as pretty mundane and ordinary.
MIB told me that he went out to lunch with another lady friend [...]
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Posted on November 8, 2007 by pandemonic
This post is brought to you because of this post, which was the direct result of this one.
Perhaps I am old-fashioned, or maybe just plain boring. The only man I would totally sleep with would be my husband.
I’ve often said that if anything should happen to him, that is it for me. There’ll be no other [...]
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Posted on October 23, 2007 by pandemonic
I’m deliriously and happily married, and yet, I have an internet boyfriend. How, you might ask? Why? Aren’t you satisfied with the home fires? Are you looking around for something better, something different? Something else?
Nothing could be further from the truth. Like I said, I am very happily married. Witness the fact that my husband [...]
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