Home Alone

Mr. Demonic and his “boy” (I call him the other “b” word most of the time) are over on the West Coast of the state on a mission. They are moving a classroom from one store location to another one in the same mall.
This calls for an overnight stay. This is because the West Coast [...]

Mr. Demonic Gives Up the Ghost

Actually, Mr. Demonic’s car finally breathed its last, and it’s about freaking time.
When last we left Mr. D, he was nursing along a very old Malibu with over 250,000 miles on it. It’s a car that’s seen a lot of action, first with a multitude of teenagers who invariably aim straight for curbs.
At 80,000 miles, [...]

Mr. Demonic Buys a Craftsman Circular Saw

One thing that is going on in our house is urban renewal. We cannot sell our house, because in our Tundra town and in this financial environment, a buyer would turn their nose up at our house and snap up a foreclosed 6-bedroom mansion for less than $250,000. No joke. We are among the unfortunate [...]

I Know He Says He’s Working On It…

I know he says he’s working on it, but I can’t wait to for the news to come hot off the press. I have a busy day scheduled and only so much time allotted for playing on the internet.
Therefore, I will dive right in and give you all the Reader’s Digest condensed version of How [...]

Silly Employee Musings

For some reason, our line of work attracts the weirdest people.
Most of our employees are teachers who are doing this parttime to make extra money. During my long exposure to those in academia, I have found several traits common among most of them.
For one thing, teachers often give birth to teachers. They also marry teachers. [...]

Mr. Demonic’s “Blond” Hair

Hopefully, this will be a short post, but you never know. Sometimes, just as I do when I get together with good friends, I run on and on. When I chat so long that my butt gets a cramp, you know I’m having a good time.
Today, I would like to mention my other half, Mr. [...]

Group Jumping as a Husband Snagging Option

Mr. Vanity Press writes such thought provoking posts, it often causes me to fill up with ideas for my own. Such is the case with this one.
By now you’ve been regaled with the story of my first marriage. Our time together lasted just nine months, but for reasons outside of my control, it took another [...]

Luscious Scents

I’m sometimes annoyed by scents. There’s this little gnome of a man who works for us. He smells as though he hasn’t taken a bath in weeks. It’s a rather unpleasant mixture of body odor, smelly clothes that haven’t been laundered, rotten vitamins and the cheap cologne he uses to unsuccessfully mask the odor. Personally, [...]