A Brief Update On Wanda and My Help in Her Quest For An Audience With That Bloom Dude

I know Wanda Rizzuto has probably been thinking I have dropped the ball in my promise to help her in snagging the elusive Orlando Bloom.
In the past couple of weeks, we were hit by several snowstorms and many days of cold, so I had to put the plans on the back burner.
However, if the local [...]

Plans to Help Wanda Snag Orlando Hit Minor Glitch(es)

Well, after a volley of email between me and the infamous Wanda Rizzuto (www.wandarizzuto.com), I have (on the back burner) plans to help my BIGF (Best Internet Girl Friend) somehow attract the attention of the great Orlando Bloom.
Unfortunately, my life has been dealt a few minor blows. One of them is the arrival of snow [...]

Ramblings of a Frustrated Matchmaker

Many things have been running through my head in the last few days. This is no different from any other grouping of days, but I thought I would begin this post in this way. I’ve been a deep thinker ever since I can remember, and I can remember back when I was two.
I’ve been thinking [...]