Posted on September 3, 2008 by pandemonic
That’s right, you heard me correctly.
I was answering my Facebook mail when I witnessed a rather tense exchange between my daughter, Ms. MiniD and her current boy du jour. BDJ is still in our Midwest Rust Belt declining city, going to community college and working at the local broasted chicken place (18 outlets in the [...]
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Posted on June 4, 2008 by pandemonic
For the squeamish of heart, I would skip this post entirely.
I never thought I would live to say this, but office sex has become routine. Mundane. Run of the mill. HO-hum. Bordering (need I say it?) boring.
You’re probably thinking, “Why doesn’t she just do it in her house? Doesn’t she have a bed?”
For the uninitiated, [...]
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Posted on April 23, 2008 by pandemonic
I’m usually pretty open about myself. On other online forums, I use my own real name. Now my thought is that eventually I’d like to be considered seriously for my writing, thus the use of my real name. Some people might think that is a pretty foolhardy move. There are some online who are a [...]
Filed under: family, internet, life, ramblings, women, writing | Tagged: people, sex, friends, online, internet, quickie, glass house, using your real name, quick sex | 10 Comments »
Posted on April 11, 2008 by pandemonic
True, this week I’ve been beset with a terrible cold. I’ve also been busy with life and have not been able to post as much or as thoughtfully as I have in the past. However, I’ve just checked my WordPress stats (now that I have found them in what is now the “brand new” WordPress) [...]
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Posted on January 17, 2008 by pandemonic
I just realized that my husband and I haven’t had any remarkable sexual encounters lately.
Oh, we’ve had plenty of sexual encounters, they’re just not very remarkable. In fact, you could probably say they were bordering on the mundane.
I wish that I could teach my husband how to use a digital camera. Then he could take [...]
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Posted on January 2, 2008 by pandemonic
You’d think that because I’m a woman, I’d be all for a lot of foreplay, touching, and general tending when it comes to sex. Granted, there are some times when this frying pan needs a red-hot poker to fire me up, but on the other hand, sometimes all that’s needed is a quickie.
Men are, without [...]
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Posted on November 29, 2007 by pandemonic
For the obvious reasons, although not obvious to me until after the act. There’s momentary pleasure, but the resultant excruciating pain is not worth the wa-hoo.
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Posted on November 26, 2007 by pandemonic
Putting my back out came at a horrible time in my life.
This is the time of life when I am the horniest. Don’t let anyone sell you the notion that menopause is the end of the world. It’s the beginning of fresh adventures untold.
I suppose I could call my gal pal who sells toys for [...]
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Posted on November 20, 2007 by pandemonic
For those of you who don’t know me well, it’s a prerequisite that you read this:
We Haven’t Had Sex in Bed for Months « Pandemonic’s Time & Space
If you’re the least bit squeamish or the type who doesn’t enjoy reading sexcapades, stop reading right now.
An update: today sex came home.
One reason? We have two furnaces [...]
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Posted on November 10, 2007 by pandemonic
Now that some of my gender are discussing the women they would totally sleep with, I thought I would take this moment to discuss some of the women and other things I would totally NOT sleep with. Let me preface this by saying I’m not a lesbian, but as you will see later on in [...]
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