Posted on October 23, 2008 by pandemonic
I went to the Strybing Arboretum yesterday and a pack of damned squirrels followed me around.
They’re absolutely fearless. They come right up to your pant legs and start pulling on them. The beggars.
You can’t feed them (supposedly, there are signs warning against it) and I didn’t have any food on me at all, not even [...]
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Posted on June 27, 2008 by pandemonic
One day this spring, I opened the front door to get my morning newspaper.
At either side of my front door are two enormous yew bushes. They are about three feet tall, six feet deep and fifteen feet across. They are positioned under each window. It was probably a landscaping coup back in the 1940s when [...]
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Posted on June 26, 2008 by pandemonic
About fifteen years ago, the Demonic family lived in a far northern suburb. We were so far north, we were almost in the next county. Back in those days, it was desirable to move far away from the metropolitan center. When the Mr and I first married, we moved to a relatively close northern suburb. [...]
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Posted on June 25, 2008 by pandemonic
I despise squirrels.
There. I’ve said it. For those of you who don’t know me well or think I am joking, well, step back. If you’re a card carrying member of PETA, look out.
I must admit, I do like most animals. I like my cat, Maxx Attaxx. He’s mental, spastic, and bites hard, but is endearing [...]
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Posted on June 6, 2008 by pandemonic
Two years ago, I planted a bed of strawberries at the back of the yard. I have a very nice terraced far back yard, where I grow vegetables and wine grapes. It’s quite large. Before we moved here, that area was a jungle of obnoxious plants clinging to boulders that were bigger than my head. [...]
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Posted on March 10, 2008 by pandemonic
I try to get a few things done over the weekend, and when I wasn’t looking, Wanda’s waged War against the skinny website.
I refuse to capitalize the title, linketize them or give them any more clicks than I have to. For the sake of my bud, I went in, I looked around, and I left [...]
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